Hold up! I might need to put my jewelry on for this one. Special talk alert here.
I need to apologize in advance because this hook will be stuck in your head for the next couple of days. Make sure you don't have any hot beverages on you, this beat can and will incur involuntary movements, typically a head bop, but cases of an all-round "I don't caaare" type movements have been reported. In terms of the bars, the safety freaks should probably get a water cannon (watercannon.com has free shipping for the month of November), but a fire extinguisher should be adequate.
Got it? Good! You may proceed.